Today’s Wannabe Pirates gag:
Errol Flemm: WHERE DID THEY GO?!
Mr. Sneeze: I’ve heard tell of these MONKEY NINJAS, cap’n! They say they have the ability to hide in PLAIN SIGHT! Like they’re INVISIBLE or something!
Errol Flemm: Maybe to ORDINARY people, Mr. Sneeze! …But I have incredibly ACUTE EYESIGHT! I could spot a doubloon at forty paces in a RAINSTORM! It’s virtually IMPOSSIBLE for them to hide from ERROL FLEMM!
Errol Flemm: One’s on top of my head, isn’t it?
Mr. Sneeze: Yep.