November 28th, 2011
REPORTER: I’m your Action News reporter here on the scene where aliens from outer space have been spotted! Who knows what their alien intentions are?
ALIEN: Actually, we just came for the sales.
REPORTER: You mean you traversed those great interstellar distances just to go shopping?
ALIEN: Well, that $199 Xbox 360 Kinect bundle was pretty hard to resist.
REPORTER: So then, you can assure us that you are not here for hostile reasons?
ALIEN: The lady in front of me almost caused an interstellar war when she grabbed the last Xbox, but it was averted by a high ranking official.
REPORTER: Someone from the State Department?
ALIEN: No, the store manager. He gave me a rain check voucher.
March 31st, 2013
Just wanted to take a minute to let you know that there are things coming down the pipeline!
I just sent The Wannabe Pirates #3 (the comic book) to the printer and should have info on where you can get it soon! It seems weird hearing the words coming out of my mouth, but my intention is to finish the run of comics leading through Curse of Greyhawk Island and Amulet of the Apes and actually FINISHING the Apes storyline in the comics! When the comics are finished, I’ll put together a graphic novel version of Amulet of the Apes. Depending on how that goes, I’m considering another Wannabe Pirates tale! The Wannabe Pirates and the Sword of the Rightwise King keeps gnawing at me!
I don’t expect to ever return to doing the webcomic, but I’ve learned never to say never!
On the Greyhawk side of things, I’m finishing up the last bit of packaging work to send both graphic novels to the printer! That’s right, soon you can have print versions of both Greyhawk stories! What’s neat is that we have reformatted them so that the trade paperbacks are magazine sized. We did this by stacking two horizontal pages into one vertical page. One plus of this is that it halves the number of pages and makes the book much more affordable! You’re really getting a 90+ page book for the price of a 45+ page book! And I gotta’ say the result really feels giant-sized.
On the animation front, The Wobbling Dead was funded! What this means is that before Halloween, I’ll have a new DVD to sit next to the Stalled Trek: Amutt Time DVD!
Speaking of Stalled Trek: Amutt Time, head over to the Paunk! Show Store and you can watch a trailer for Stalled Trek, purchase it and also purchase PDF versions of all the current Wannabe Pirates titles! That’s right, you can get the graphic novel or any and all of the first three issues of the comic book at reduced prices in digital versions!
Hope everyone is enjoying their Easter weekend and we look forward to bringing you new stuff in the future!
February 27th, 2013
I’m back at it again and I need your help! Please check out my Kickstarter page and help me fund this project!
This time, I’m parodying the first season of The Walking Dead! I think it’s really going to be a lot of fun.
May 24th, 2012
It’s here! Click on the cover image to go to the online store to get your very own copy of the Stalled Trek: Amutt Time DVD!
May 9th, 2012
Wow, hard to believe it’s only a little over a week until the Dallas Comic Con! Back in January, I started this crazy dream of creating an animated Trek parody and having the DVDs of it to sell in time for the DCC and now it’s really happening! I will be there with a ton of “Stalled Trek: Amutt Time” DVDs sitting next to my good pal, David Wilborn of Urban Jungle and now Evil Robot Genius!
And to my great honor, I’ve been asked to be a guest at FenCon IX! FenCon is a fan-operated Science Fiction and Fantasy Literary and Filk Convention. I know, what is a guy who worked on The Wannabe Pirates doing at a literary convention? Well, for starters, there will be a screening of “Stalled Trek: Amutt Time” in their video room! About the closest I’ll come to having a big movie premiere.
If you get the chance to come to either or both, stop by my table and say hello!